The utter perfection of this cannot be conveyed by mere words…

omfg I just got a text message from my friend that reads:

Brooke, come to Balmoral tonight…You will find my corpse washed up ashore. Bury me, my friend, with an epitaph saying “to die, to sleep, perchance to dream”

toocooltobehipster:

i love this line so much, even though it means nothing to me, the way she sings it makes me happy inside.

toocooltobehipster:

i love this line so much, even though it means nothing to me, the way she sings it makes me happy inside.

(Source: years-before, via katiejanekaboom)

AZEALIA BANKS // 212 FT. LAZY JAY 

drunkaunt:

NEVER FORGET. 

drunkaunt:

NEVER FORGET. 

The moment when a guy flirts with you, and you remain oblivious until they make their awkward exit.

Well done, Brooke

well done

What the actual fuck is wrong with me?! 

(Source: johnnyhatesyou, via jamsport)

A world without Vegemite is a world I don’t want to be a part of…

A world without Vegemite is a world I don’t want to be a part of…

(Source: foodonnebulae)

I feel as if there is a person with a sledgehammer just working away at my uterus…

I’m dying….